If you wash your Metrocard, it still works. I don't know what happens if you dry it, too.
Smoked gouda with jalepenos on rosemary flatbread is not as good as it sounds.
When you forget to change your address on Netflix, they send your DVD three thousand miles away from where you live.
If you leave your home on a slightly cloudy New York morning and leave the window over your bed open, then you will be sleeping on a wet pillow that night. Whoops.
No one cares about your Nip stories.
Or any of your other stories, for that matter.
If you wear anything other than that pair of pants you wear to work every day, people will notice and tell you you look good. Even if it is only a belted nightgown.
When you listen to the same song over and over again because you are obsessed with it, and then you watch the video from DWTS over and over again, you can't get upset because that song is running through your head.
If you don't update your blog more often, people will stop reading. Sorry. I'll try to do better.