"What about Pete?"
*click* [What is that noise?]
"You remember Pete?"
*click* [What IS that?]
"The one who makes his own horseradish?" [Who makes horseradish? How do you even make horseradish?]
"Yes! I think we still have some in our fridge."
*click* [Could it be ill-fitting dentures?]
"What happened to him?"
"I think he died."
"Oh." [Wait, from the horseradish?]
*click* *cough* *choke*
"Are you ok?"
"Oh, yes...oh. *cough* What a way to go! On a Nip. Oh."
*click* [Oh, good heavens. Is that it? She's sucking on coffee flavored candy?]
"Do you want one?"
"A nip?" [Because her clicking and choking are such a ringing endorsement for Nips.]
"No, thanks. Oh, Sue. Do you remember her?"
"She used to come all the time."
"I wonder what happened to her."
"I think she died." [No doubt by choking on a Nip.]